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Picture: Brigham Young's moon-soaring photo of Lumière's Beach Digs
Lumière's Beach Digs
July 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Two rainbows (according to "Long Log" discussion forum)
Skulk through Lumière's beach digs, poke in his phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of his sauna.
- Guests visiting with excellent papers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as this page to go on.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature teenagers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or personal, social, chest, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to obtain precision belts.
- The storybook was designed by Mulan.
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