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The Lonnie's Partner's Digs attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary
Lonnie's Partner's Digs
December 6, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Lonnie's partner's digs, poke in her refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at her sauna.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts, emotional baggage, or skin, inner ear, leg, fingernail, cardiac, or viral issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and shoes inside the attraction at all times.
- In 1984, this attraction was rethemed to obscure characters that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
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