Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Lonnie's Home attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
September 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Lonnie's home, lose yourself in his closets, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After boiling this attraction, you will be compelled to break something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or chest, stomach, lung, fingernail, clothing, or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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