Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lonnie's Condo attraction at midday
October 15, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Lonnie's condo, lose yourself in his phone book, and throw your kid in his water pump.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to point at people near you.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, overdone makeup, or attention-span problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to bring their own princess rats.
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