Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lonnie's Beach Digs attraction, overtly departing in the afternoon sunlight
Lonnie's Beach Digs
June 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
A median score of ten rainbows
Creep through Lonnie's beach digs, stick your face in his makeup case, and rub his hot water heater.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters might talk to you.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby character autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from unexplained tattoos, felony convictions, or chest, hip, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains antique illusions.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from April 11 through September 16.
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