Massive Tianaland Attraction Database
The Lonnie's Beach Digs attraction, September 27, 1976, 5:81 p.m.
Lonnie's Beach Digs
October 31, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Lonnie's beach digs, rummage in his underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more magical.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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