Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An ethereal view of Lizzie's Home when it's not inundated in children
August 30, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Lizzie's home, lose yourself in his underwear drawer, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will pick on your friends.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to admire something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 37 kilotons.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No food or dawdling encouraged.
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