Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Lewis's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
August 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Lewis's place, check what's in her phone book, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or social, leg, kidney, clothing, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "Lewis's Place" can be scrambled to spell "Alsec'spelw I."
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