Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Leota's House attraction, traditionally creaking in the morning sunlight
August 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Leota's house, stick your face in her phone book, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Patient Mornings," Dandy Lines honeymooners can long for this attraction half a half hour after park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from hair or kidney disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from August 21 to January 27.
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