Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Leota's Digs attraction, December 17, 2004, 4:11 a.m.
October 13, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Leota's digs, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at her kitchen sink.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction during a picnic.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable character autograph thingy.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or tongue, bowel, stomach, back, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's immitation curtains, you may catch a glimpse of the simple snapshot.
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