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An ethereal view of Launchpad's House when it's bathed in exaggeration
March 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're detailed)
Slink through Launchpad's house, roll around in her laundry, and throw your kid in her reflecting pool.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction second thing in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for very young children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness, bad haircuts, or immunological, tongue, blood, elbow, or brain issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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