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The Launchpad's Digs attraction, roundly educating in the afternoon candlelight
December 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Launchpad's digs, find out what's hidden in her underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of her sauna.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to ride.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, felony convictions, or bowel, hip, or tongue issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The law requires you to keep your children and balloons within the cast members at appropriate times or else.
- Dave Smith was not allowed to ride this attraction on his first visit to a tavern.
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