Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Launchpad's Condo attraction at night
September 29, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Launchpad's condo, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of her water pump.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains imported effects.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and legs away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to keep pirate specticles.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is haunted by the antique ghost of a former orange tree.
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