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The Lampwick's Place attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst counterfeit attraction at Disneyland
January 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up (according to "The Pail" blog, 1990)
Wander through Lampwick's place, check what's in his underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of his sauna.
- Because it is so prominent, those in the know ride this attraction after dinner.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from January 12 until about May 24.
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