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Above: Lampwick's House, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
February 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Lampwick's house, poke in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bowel issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Merlin's frozen passenger is hidden beneath this attraction.
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