Massive Disneydrum Attraction Database
Pictured: Ralph's crow-rusting photo of Lampwick's Condo
May 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Lampwick's condo, snoop in her underwear drawer, and throw a penny in her reflecting pool.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very poor on this thrill ride.
- Some delusional individuals believe that this thrill ride is home of the light haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Ariel when you pass through the queue.
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