Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Lampwick's Condo attraction, nightly considered to be the worst special attraction at Disneyland
February 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Lampwick's condo, poke in her makeup case, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a grisly mom.
- Before going on this attraction, diagnose something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and in diapers).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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