Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Kuzco's Winter House attraction at night
Kuzco's Winter House
April 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Kuzco's winter house, stick your face in her oven, and make a wish at her kitchen sink.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to go on.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from skin, kidney, inner ear, cardiac, spinal, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions away from the vehicle at various times.
- Within this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Guild 94 lounge -- the only place in the park where liquor is recommended.
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