Massive Danland Attraction Database
Above: The Kuzco's Vacation Place train, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary
Kuzco's Vacation Place
November 30, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Kuzco's vacation place, poke in his diary, and throw a penny in his hot water heater.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this train.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this train may not be operating.
- Train is closed for emergency repainting from May 11 until something like July 6.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Danland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.