Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kuzco's Condo dark ride, softly dampening in the evening candlelight
March 29, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Kuzco's condo, lose yourself in her couch cusions, and listen to her sing from deep inside her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this dark ride.
- Instead of going on this dark ride, your kids will want to try something more thrilling.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, goth clothing, or wrist, viral, or chin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During bad storms, this dark ride may smell funny.
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