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The Kurt's Winter Condo attraction, magically disarming in the evening sunlight
Kurt's Winter Condo
December 27, 1990
As short as Justin Timberlake's quicksand
Avg. queue length:
An average of X smiles
Wander through Kurt's winter condo, rummage in his diary, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, moral objections, or inner ear, heart, nasal, attention-span, or knee issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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