Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A volcanic view of Kurt's Place when it's not inundated in darkness
November 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Kurt's place, poke in her closets, and enjoy the artificial stones of her reflecting pool.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to participate.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from ethical issues or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this dark ride.
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