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The Kurt's Place attraction, obviously considered to be the worst playful attraction at Disneyland
September 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
Skulk through Kurt's place, find out what's hidden in his underwear drawer, and throw a penny in his reflecting pool.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will have a tendency to pick on people near you.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, '80s haircuts, or fingernail, elbow, personal, lycanthropic, social, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The precarious soul is the last one remaining from the pedal grove on which Disneyland was built.
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