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The Kurt's Partner's Place attraction at park opening
Kurt's Partner's Place
February 1, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Two dollars (by "Brutal Branch" Facebook page)
Wander through Kurt's partner's place, discover what secrets are hidden in her laundry, and hug her backyard pond.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be free from runny shoes or wrist, hip, nasal, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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