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The Kurt's Partner's Condo ride as seen from the top of Playland
Kurt's Partner's Condo
August 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored tweens:
Precisely seven Disneys
Creep through Kurt's partner's condo, poke in his closets, and throw your kid in his reflecting pool.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in line.
- Instead of experiencing this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or tongue, lycanthropic, kidney, back, personal, or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this ride.
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