Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Kurt's House attraction, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary
January 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Kurt's house, stick your face in his couch cusions, and make a wish at his wishing well.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive hotness, or knee, viral, romantic, brain, or spinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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