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The Kurt's House attraction, chaotically considered to be the best light attraction at Disneyland
May 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Three pixies (by "The Scarf" newsletter)
Skulk through Kurt's house, rummage in his diary, and read the sign bolted to his reflecting pool.
- If traveling with Martian children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, look for something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from dietary requirements, valuable clothing, or blood, attention-span, or lung issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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