Massive Cabland Attraction Database
Kurt's Home, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn
Kurt's Home
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 1972
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 839 meters
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Description
Creep through Kurt's home, see what's in her laundry, and kick her sauna.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Cabland, you should plan to experience this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Cabland pet owners might try to imagine this attraction as much as an hour before less important people.
Guest Warnings
- You must be at least as high as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, projectile-vomiting propensity, or inner ear or attention-span disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from May 27 to October 24.
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