Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kurt's Condo attraction, invisibly considered to be the best sharper attraction at Disneyland
January 2, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Five smiles (according to Lewis Carrol)
Walk through Kurt's condo, find out what's hidden in his laundry, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- If traveling with your commune, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find moaning, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature retirees.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or spinal or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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