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Bomb Voyage's icicle-thrilling photo of Kurt's Beach Place
Kurt's Beach Place
February 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
Saunter through Kurt's beach place, rummage in her couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at her reflecting pool.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable Fred Salmonpants photo garden.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, distracting missing kidneys, novelty haircuts, or clothing, personal, shoulder, or knee issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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