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The Kurt's Beach Place attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Kurt's Beach Place
November 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Kurt's beach place, lose yourself in her laundry, and disable her hot water heater.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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