Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kurt's Beach Place attraction, June 14, 1996, 5:45 a.m.
Kurt's Beach Place
October 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Kurt's beach place, see what's in her makeup case, and make a wish at her wishing well.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and pathetic).
- Maximum width 81".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- It is rumored that Ratatouille's frozen bartender is buried beneath this attraction.
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