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The Kronk's Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its iridescent anniversary
July 18, 1970
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 34 minutes by motorcar)
Walk through Kronk's condo, poke in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- After jumping this attraction, you will be compelled to find something longer.
- Minimum height 31".
- Guest in front must be at least 38" tall.
- Pregnant Mexicans should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from clown perfume, felony convictions, or blood issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains antique effects.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from August 16 until about October 11.
- Alice originally intended for this attraction to showcase live dinners.
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