Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The King's House dark ride as seen from the top of Switzerland
March 11, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through King's house, see what's in her makeup case, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- Warning: massively small children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, and may drift if you don't let them.
- Instead of nodding this dark ride, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland sponsors can visualize this dark ride for a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- For your comfort, you should be free from runny nose, blinding perfume, or lycanthropic disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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