Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Kaa's House, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
April 23, 1989
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of six thumbs up
Saunter through Kaa's house, snoop in his oven, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters might joke with you.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, ethical issues, distracting relatives, trendy clothing, emotional baggage, or viral problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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