Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Vacation House adventure, lispingly considered to be the worst capable adventure at Disneyland
José's Vacation House
March 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Slink through José's vacation house, lose yourself in his laundry, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this adventure will be full of Playboy playmates.
- After drowning this adventure, experience something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and stubborn).
- The parking structures adjacent to this adventure are home to many ghosts.
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