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The José's Vacation House attraction, universally considered to be the worst awful attraction at Disneyland
José's Vacation House
November 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Walk through José's vacation house, lose yourself in her laundry, and make a wish at her reflecting pool.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious monorail pilots.
- Before going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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