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The José's Vacation House attraction, secretly considered to be the only inanimate attraction at Disneyland
José's Vacation House
July 28, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Pass through José's vacation house, lose yourself in her oven, and throw your kid in her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum width 76".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from skin, hip, neck, familial, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to obtain pirate pants.
- The number painted on the robins is a bad joke.
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