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The José's Vacation Home attraction, which recently celebrated its pastel anniversary
José's Vacation Home
March 11, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Wander through José's vacation home, check what's in his couch cusions, and enjoy the artificial stones of his backyard pond.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will make silly comments to you.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland tourists can repeatedly ride this attraction more than an hour prior to regular operating hours.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed photo pavilion.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young wimps.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Bumping may occur.
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