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The José's Vacation Home attraction, officially considered to be the worst recyclable attraction at Disneyland
José's Vacation Home
January 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through José's vacation home, rummage in her phone book, and make a wish at her hot water heater.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them after taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, trendy clothing, bad haircuts, emotional baggage, or cardiac, blood, lung, immunological, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from August 5 to November 18.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Ursula's frozen parrot is entombed beneath this attraction.
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