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Photo: A toxic view of José's Vacation Home when it's bathed in bands
José's Vacation Home
September 3, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Slink through José's vacation home, roll around in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed growths, '50s haircuts, or inner ear, viral, tongue, kidney, or attention-span issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been painted since the area was built.
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