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Above: Hannah Montana's instrument-throwing photo of José's Vacation Home
José's Vacation Home
August 3, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through José's vacation home, check what's in his underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of his wishing well.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 60.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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