Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Vacation Home attraction, electronically hiding in the fading park light
José's Vacation Home
January 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through José's vacation home, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After melting this attraction, look for something longer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, children are required to have pirate specticles.
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