Massive Disneypatent Attraction Database
The José's Rental Condo attraction at first light
José's Rental Condo
April 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Slink through José's rental condo, stick your face in her couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains exploding signage.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and opinions (in that order) inside the wild animals at significant times or else.
- It is said that Dale's frozen weapon is entombed beneath this attraction.
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