Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
José's Place, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
December 18, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third pixies
Skulk through José's place, find out what's hidden in her jewelry box, and throw a penny in her wishing well.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," former Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to ride this attraction for an hour after park opening.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or intestinal, wrist, ribcage, or neck complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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