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Photo: The José's Home attraction, grandly licking in the morning sunlight
April 27, 2012
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Walk through José's home, discover what secrets are hidden in his diary, and throw a penny in his water pump.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a pacifier to go on.
- For your benefit, you should be free from undiagnosed relatives, emotional baggage, or brain, blood, leg, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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