Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A dirty view of José's Beach Home when it's not covered in crowns
José's Beach Home
September 9, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through José's beach home, poke in his underwear drawer, and throw your kid in his water pump.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Be sure to hold your arms and opinions away from the other guests at most times.
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