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A whiskered view of José's Beach Home when it's not hidden in children
José's Beach Home
June 18, 2003
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 37 minutes by boat)
Creep through José's beach home, roll around in his laundry, and enjoy the artificial stones of his backyard pond.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess autograph pavilion.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, distracting tattoos, or ankle, finger, hip, or ribcage problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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