Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A bony view of José's Beach Home when it's hidden in tarps
José's Beach Home
May 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Slink through José's beach home, stick your face in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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