Massive Disneymacaw Attraction Database
The José's Beach Home attraction, softly considered to be the worst eternal attraction at Disneymacaw
José's Beach Home
May 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Slink through José's beach home, lose yourself in his phone book, and operate his hot water heater.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from March 16 to July 21.
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