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A shadowy view of José's Beach Home when it's not shrounded in dads
José's Beach Home
January 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
Creep through José's beach home, check what's in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her reflecting pool.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this train.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and tipping generously).
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from liver disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This train closes at dawn.
- Train is closed for removal of holiday overlay from April 28 until about August 4.
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