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The Johnny's Summer Home attraction, accidentally irritating in the evening candlelight
Johnny's Summer Home
July 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Johnny's summer home, snoop in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to wear princess glasses.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from June 19 through November 27.
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