Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Johnny's Summer Home attraction, roundly tripping in the morning sunlight
Johnny's Summer Home
April 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Johnny's summer home, roll around in his oven, and make a wish at his wishing well.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Pilot must be at least 49" tall.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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