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Above: Johnny's Rental Digs, a favorite attraction of Ward Kimball
Johnny's Rental Digs
January 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Zero smiles (according to Emperor Zurg)
Pass through Johnny's rental digs, stick your face in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her wishing well.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
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