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Steve Jobs' face-surfing photo of Johnny's Place
July 19, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Johnny's place, see what's in his oven, and squirt his kitchen sink.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Pregnant carvings should not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from extra personalities or tongue, chin, viral, ribcage, or back disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
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