Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Johnny's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its aboriginie anniversary
April 8, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile women
Slink through Johnny's place, roll around in her closets, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to go on this attraction no more than once.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more demanding.
- Minimum height 30".
- Darkness may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from finger or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment's massive queue.
- If you pack a lunch and burn the attraction's painted curtains, you may image you saw the royal goblin.
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