Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A precarious view of Johnny's Place when it's not shrounded in tarps
July 30, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Three mice (from "Eternal Rookie" Facebook page, 2015)
Creep through Johnny's place, discover what secrets are hidden in his couch cusions, and make a wish at his kitchen sink.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive door-to-door salesmen.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, runny shoes, or romantic or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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