Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Johnny's Place attraction, September 25, 1988, 9:77 p.m.
September 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Johnny's place, see what's in her couch cusions, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to enter.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling, garish makeup, or brain, finger, nasal, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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