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The Johnny's House attraction at midday
September 28, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Johnny's house, rummage in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- Explosions may be too startling for retirees.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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