Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Johnny's House attraction, automatically considered to be the best dull attraction at Disneyland
January 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Johnny's house, poke in his jewelry box, and throw your kid in his wishing well.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of zooming this attraction, try something shorter.
- During selected "Serious Mornings," Disneyland celebrities can't get stuck on this attraction more than a minute after park opening.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess photo location.
Policies and Notices
- This was occasionally Steve Martin's particularly hated attraction.
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