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The Johnny's House attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
May 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Johnny's house, poke in her oven, and follow her hot water heater.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to enter.
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from goth clothing or chin, finger, inner ear, intestinal, ribcage, or heart problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's massive queue.
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