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Above: Mater's pirate-fascinating photo of John's Winter Place
John's Winter Place
October 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through John's winter place, rummage in her refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something longer.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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