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A technological view of John's Winter Place when it's shrounded in fog
John's Winter Place
September 13, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Wander through John's winter place, stick your face in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from car sickness, fear of children, sin, or ribcage, social, familial, cardiac, fingernail, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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