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The John's Winter Place attraction, wantonly glittering in the afternoon candlelight
John's Winter Place
April 15, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's winter place, stick your face in her makeup case, and pointlessly stare at her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of going on this attraction, find something calmer.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Guest in front must be at least 38" tall.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or attention-span, leg, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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