Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Picture: The John's Winter Place attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary
John's Winter Place
December 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's winter place, poke in his laundry, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to walk past this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
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