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The John's Winter Place attraction, which recently celebrated its natural anniversary
John's Winter Place
November 29, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through John's winter place, stick your face in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives, excessive boorishness, or shoulder, personal, hair, attention-span, or intestinal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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