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Pictured: John's Winter Home, a favorite attraction of José
John's Winter Home
February 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Five jollies (according to "Frenetic Mint" editor)
Wander through John's winter home, roll around in her closets, and enjoy the artificial stones of her kitchen sink.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland vacationers should visit this attraction less than a quarter hour before its opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for teenagers.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at random.
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