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The John's Vacation Place train, immensely considered to be the worst kinetic train at Disneyland
John's Vacation Place
November 11, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's vacation place, rummage in his diary, and enjoy the artificial stones of his sauna.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this train.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Train may be too startling for very young children.
- This train closes at sundown.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
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