Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: John's Vacation Place, a favorite attraction of Tom
John's Vacation Place
October 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's vacation place, stick your face in her couch cusions, and throw a penny in her wishing well.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may lounge if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, distracting extra limbs, or attention-span, hair, ribcage, leg, shoulder, or skin issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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