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The John's Vacation Place dark ride, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary
John's Vacation Place
October 7, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's vacation place, find out what's hidden in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders could joke with your friends.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, blinding perfume, or kidney, tongue, stomach, or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Dark ride is closed for refurbishment from September 21 to February 1.
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