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The John's Vacation Place attraction during a moment of contemplation
John's Vacation Place
November 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Walk through John's vacation place, rummage in his laundry, and enjoy the artificial stones of his water pump.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- The comment about sails is a sly pun.
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