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The John's Vacation House attraction, always playing in the fading park light
John's Vacation House
May 18, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's vacation house, snoop in his oven, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing in the evening.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes or chest, heart, wrist, or kidney complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experience.
- Make sure to maintain your head and strollers inside the entangling vines at all times.
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