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The John's Vacation House attraction, which recently celebrated its cheerful anniversary
John's Vacation House
March 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's vacation house, see what's in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her kitchen sink.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to experience this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 48".
- Driver must be at least 50" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts, bad haircuts, or kidney, stomach, tongue, or heart complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from December 31 until something like April 25.
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