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At right: The John's Vacation House attraction, ostentatiously roving in the afternoon park light
John's Vacation House
July 28, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
X happy faces (from Rob Roy)
Saunter through John's vacation house, stick your face in his closets, and purchase his backyard pond.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of clowns or romantic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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