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Above: A scandalous view of John's Vacation House when it's not shrounded in darkness
John's Vacation House
October 30, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's vacation house, stick your face in his oven, and listen to him sing from deep inside his sauna.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, try something longer.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby Tex photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 55" tall and 32 years old to ride without a note from your doctor.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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