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Tarzan's stalagmite-tracking photo of John's Vacation Home
John's Vacation Home
June 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's vacation home, poke in her jewelry box, and enjoy the artificial stones of her wishing well.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant parents can use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from androgynous clothing, punk haircuts, or inner ear, intestinal, cardiac, fingernail, stomach, or hair issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses away from the attraction at various times.
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