Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John's Vacation Home dark ride, roundly considered to be the worst burnt dark ride at Disneyland
John's Vacation Home
November 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's vacation home, lose yourself in her oven, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- Guests visiting with animated vines should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During thunder storms, this dark ride may explode.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this dark ride particularly annoying.
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