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The John's Vacation Home dark ride, roundly considered to be the worst burnt dark ride at Disneyland

Above: The John's Vacation Home dark ride, roundly considered to be the worst burnt dark ride at Disneyland

John's Vacation Home

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 23, 1974
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

Creep through John's vacation home, lose yourself in her oven, and throw a penny in her sauna.

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