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The John's Vacation Home dark ride, nostalgically shifting in the fading moonlight
John's Vacation Home
January 16, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through John's vacation home, roll around in her couch cusions, and listen to her sing from deep inside her backyard pond.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Guests may get poor on this dark ride.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- This dark ride reaches maximum capacity significantly less than any other dark ride in Disneyland.
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