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The John's Summer Condo attraction during a moment of contemplation
John's Summer Condo
July 11, 2001
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're defunct)
Skulk through John's summer condo, lose yourself in his closets, and listen to him sing from deep inside his kitchen sink.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive annual pass holders.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for very young retirees.
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