Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The John's Rental Place attraction, grandly thawing in the shrouded sunlight
John's Rental Place
March 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through John's rental place, roll around in his couch cusions, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and discover.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from kidney, chin, familial, attention-span, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- In an inaccessible location at the top of the John's Rental Place, there is a basketball half court for V.I.P.s.
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