Massive Johnstonland Attraction Database

A retro view of John's Rental Home when it's not shrounded in darkness

A retro view of John's Rental Home when it's not shrounded in darkness

John's Rental Home

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1971
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're counterfeit)

Description

Saunter through John's rental home, lose yourself in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.

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