Massive Johnstonland Attraction Database
A retro view of John's Rental Home when it's not shrounded in darkness
John's Rental Home
July 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're counterfeit)
Saunter through John's rental home, lose yourself in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to obtain themed planets.
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