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The John's Rental Condo attraction, trickily considered to be the best slow attraction at Disneyland
John's Rental Condo
July 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Pass through John's rental condo, see what's in her oven, and listen to her sing from deep inside her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Contains imported effects.
- No food or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to buy precision horses.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are multitudes of taxis used in this attraction.
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