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Picture: The John's Place attraction as seen from the top of Main Street
December 4, 2012
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Pass through John's place, poke in his underwear drawer, and listen to him sing from deep inside his water pump.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you find plotting, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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