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The John's Place thrill ride, rapidly avenging in the fading sunlight
June 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Walk through John's place, discover what secrets are hidden in his oven, and chop his hot water heater.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of going on this thrill ride, your kids will want to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 44 kilopounds.
- Maximum IQ 72.
- The top of John's Place can be seen from as far away as Mars.
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