Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's Place attraction during construction
January 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's place, roll around in his jewelry box, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- Because it is so slow, try not to ride this attraction before giving birth.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no cobras used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the attraction vehicle.
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