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The John's Place attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
December 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through John's place, see what's in his couch cusions, and throw a penny in his water pump.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from nasal or immunological issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During bad hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from December 15 until about May 21 (or something like that).
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