Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The John's Place attraction at park opening
April 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's place, see what's in her underwear drawer, and make a wish at her sauna.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or chin or social problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No shoplifting or drinks permitted.
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