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The John's Place attraction, violently kissing in the afternoon moonlight

The John's Place attraction, violently kissing in the afternoon moonlight

John's Place

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1970
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Creep through John's place, lose yourself in her closets, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.

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