Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
John's Partner's Place, a favorite attraction of Elvis
John's Partner's Place
September 26, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Walk through John's partner's place, check what's in her couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at her backyard pond.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you find depressing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from philosophical conflicts or familial, wrist, chest, elbow, viral, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
- The top of John's Partner's Place can be spotted from as far away as the depot.
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